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‘Deceptively youthful’ Asians banned from carnival’s age guessing game

‘Deceptively youthful’ Asians banned from carnival’s age guessing game

Balls Mills, PA -- The owners of a traveling amusement show in Central Pennsylvania are facing heat over a decision to ban Asians from participating in the carnival's popular age guessing game.

‘Deceptively youthful’ Asians banned from carnival’s age guessing game
CNN reports Lady Gaga has bowel movement

CNN reports Lady Gaga has bowel movement

Kansas City, MO -- Singer Lady Gaga has defecated, CNN's Entertainment bureau reports.

CNN reports Lady Gaga has bowel movement
Bored Canadians find excitement at G20 protest rallies

Bored Canadians find excitement at G20 protest rallies

Toronto, ON -- Hundreds of Canadians bored with their dreary lives got a massive shot of adrenaline and excitement by deliberately getting themselves tangled in rallies aimed at destabilizing the G-20 Summit on Financial Markets and the World Economy held at the Metro Toronto Convention Centre over the weekend.

Bored Canadians find excitement at G20 protest rallies
Abercrombie & Fitch clothing makes man, 59, look young

Abercrombie & Fitch clothing makes man, 59, look young

Oceanside, CA -- Wearing Abercrombie & Fitch clothing has magically transformed a 59-year-old man into a thirtysomething "surfer dude."

Abercrombie & Fitch clothing makes man, 59, look young
Justin Bieber sprouts first chest hair; manager, record label worried

Justin Bieber sprouts first chest hair; manager, record label worried

Los Angeles, CA -- Justin Bieber has sprouted his first chest hair, but his record label and management team do not want you to know about it.

Justin Bieber sprouts first chest hair; manager, record label worried

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Israeli commandos board seniors cruise ship, no one hurt

Israeli commandos board seniors cruise ship, no one hurt

Published on June 1, 2010

Jerusalem -- Israel's tattered international image took another hit Tuesday after it dispatched heavily armed commandos to a marine vessel sailing too close to the Gaza Strip that turned out to be a cruise ship for seniors.

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Ellen DeGeneres launches own elk farm

Ellen DeGeneres launches own elk farm

Published on May 27, 2010

Los Angeles, CA -- Inspired by a YouTube video of an elk grazing on a wide open meadow, comedienne and television celebrity Ellen DeGeneres announced that she is launching her own elk farm in Fresno County, California.

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Trent Reznor quits Twitter for 97th time

Trent Reznor quits Twitter for 97th time

Published on May 19, 2010

Los Angeles, CA -- Nine Inch Nails front man Trent Reznor has quit Twitter for the 97th time.

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High schoolers power miniature engine with ‘teen grease’

High schoolers power miniature engine with ‘teen grease’

Published on May 19, 2010

Houston, TX -- A miniature internal combustion engine fueled by excess teenage facial oils has won the blue ribbon at Lamar High School's 53rd Annual Science Fair.

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Annexing Mexico will solve US immigration problem, Palin says

Annexing Mexico will solve US immigration problem, Palin says

Published on May 17, 2010

Columbia, SC -- Former Alaska governor and 2008 Republican vice presidential candidate Sarah Palin believes that annexing Mexico as an official self-governing, unincorporated territory of the United States will solve the country's perennial illegal immigration problem.

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Adam Lambert expands tour to bingo halls

Adam Lambert expands tour to bingo halls

Published on May 13, 2010

Two weeks after unveiling his headlining "Glam Nation" tour, American Idol rock god Adam Lambert has announced that new dates have been added to the trek, which will see him playing at America's finest bingo halls.

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