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Oscars introduce frontal nudity category After a decade of grief and recovery, nation remembers Mariah Carey’s ‘Glitter’ Legislation mandating ’round-the-clock’ shirtlessness for Maroon 5 singer introduced Lady Gaga is the new face of Xerox Vancouver riot kissers invited to Syrian protests
 
Oscars introduce frontal nudity category

Oscars introduce frontal nudity category

Beverly Hills, CA — Bowing to increased pressure from its members, the Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences (AMPAS) today announced the addition of a new awards category recognizing actors and actresses for their outstanding achievement in full frontal nudity on film.

Oscars introduce frontal nudity category
After a decade of grief and recovery, nation remembers Mariah Carey’s ‘Glitter’

After a decade of grief and recovery, nation remembers Mariah Carey’s ‘Glitter’

New York — Thousands gathered Sunday morning at former Tower Records stores around the United States to commemorate the 10th anniversary of the tragic release of Mariah Carey's catastrophic "Glitter" album.

After a decade of grief and recovery, nation remembers Mariah Carey’s ‘Glitter’
Legislation mandating ’round-the-clock’ shirtlessness for Maroon 5 singer introduced

Legislation mandating ’round-the-clock’ shirtlessness for Maroon 5 singer introduced

Washington, DC — U.S. Congressman Barney Frank has sponsored legislation making it mandatory for Maroon 5 lead singer Adam Levine to be shirtless at all times.

Legislation mandating ’round-the-clock’ shirtlessness for Maroon 5 singer introduced
Lady Gaga is the new face of Xerox

Lady Gaga is the new face of Xerox

Norwalk, CT — Pop singer Lady Gaga has signed a multi-year deal with the Xerox Company as its new Director of Brand Recognition.

Lady Gaga is the new face of Xerox
Vancouver riot kissers invited to Syrian protests

Vancouver riot kissers invited to Syrian protests

Damascus, Syria — The couple photographed kissing during the hockey riots at Vancouver this week has been invited to restage their romantic smooch seen around the world at the ongoing pro-democracy protests in Syria.

Vancouver riot kissers invited to Syrian protests

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Narcissists rally behind Anthony Weiner

Narcissists rally behind Anthony Weiner

Published on June 13, 2011

Queens, NY — The Association of Narcissistic Americans (ANAm) today threw their support behind embattled New York Congressman Anthony Weiner and encouraged him to "hang in there, keep your head up high, and stay strong."

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Uncut Jewish men are hotter: online survey

Uncut Jewish men are hotter: online survey

Published on June 5, 2011

Jewish men who are not circumcised are far more desirable and 97% more likely to "get lucky" than those who are, an online dating site survey has found.

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Lady Gaga believes ‘Born This Way’ sold 200 million units in debut week

Lady Gaga believes ‘Born This Way’ sold 200 million units in debut week

Published on May 31, 2011

The final numbers aren't in yet, but Lady Gaga has already officially declared her "Born This Way" CD as "the ultimate smash hit album of all time" since its release on May 23rd.

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Beyoncé’s new album to be called ‘Noodle’ in China, Japan & Korea

Beyoncé’s new album to be called ‘Noodle’ in China, Japan & Korea

Published on May 30, 2011

Beyoncé's forthcoming new album, 4, will be officially sold as Noodle in China, Japan and Korea.

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Mariah Carey ‘furious’ over timing of bin Laden death

Mariah Carey ‘furious’ over timing of bin Laden death

Published on May 2, 2011

Los Angeles, CA -- Pop diva Mariah Carey is said to be extremely upset that no one is talking about the births of her twins this weekend because of the announcement that Osama bin Laden has been killed by a US military operation in Pakistan.

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Britney Spears replaced by “fembot”

Britney Spears replaced by “fembot”

Published on April 13, 2011

Los Angeles, CA -- Pop princess Britney Spears never recovered from her very public emotional breakdown in 2007 and has since been replaced by a robot, an insider from the singer's camp has revealed.

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