Johanssen: I felt icky

Boston, MA -- A self-proclaimed white supremacist ushered in the new year by "getting absolutely obliterated" and inadvertently sleeping with an Asian.

"She called me a bunch of nasty names, but all I could think about was how I'd never hear the end of it from my Klan friends."

Anders Johanssen, 26, made the admission to his friends over brunch after his hangover from heavy drinking the night before had subsided.

The proud "hater of all things non-white" and aspiring police officer said he met a "nice-looking Caucasian chick" at the bar where he and his friends were celebrating the new year. The two hit it off well and ended up going back to Johanssen's apartment shortly after the clock struck twelve.

"She was really hot. Huge boobs, nice ass and all," said Johanssen. "She was a good lay."

Everything changed in the morning, Johanssen said, when he found out that he had actually just made love to an "Oriental."

"She went to the bathroom to do her lady business or whatever, so I looked in her purse to check her ID and stuff," said the Boston Police Academy student. "Turns out her name is actually Chun Li or something like that. I was absolutely flabbergasted to realize that I just fucked an Asian!"

Johanssen said the woman, who introduced herself as "Candace", confirmed his discovery and said she thought he knew.

"She must have had tons of plastic surgery to get her to look almost Caucasian," said Johanssen. "That woman really had me going."

Johanssen told friends he "felt icky and wanted to vomit" after the discovery. "I told her to leave immediately," he said. "She called me a bunch of nasty names, but all I could think about was how I'd never hear the end of it from my Klan friends."

When asked why he came forward with such a reputation-damaging story, Johanssen said: "I'm a racist, not a dishonest man. When I have foibles, I own up to them."