Woman wanted a cupful of Bieber

Sydney, NSW, Australia -- A woman pretending to be a representative for a fictitious institution concerned with the preservation of the human race has been arrested following a failed attempt to solicit Justin Bieber for a semen donation.

New South Wales Police Constable John Bottletooth said Andrea Lynne Horsmith, 42, originally of Darling Downs, Queensland, approached the young Canadian teen sensation at Seven Network's Sunrise Studio in Martin Place where he made a brief appearance following the cancellation of a show he was to have given at the Forecourt in front of the Overseas Passenger Terminal.

In a brief interview with police investigators, Bieber said Horsmith introduced herself as a "semen collector" for The Human Race Preservatory, an organization whose sole aim is to restart humanity should a cataclysmic event decimate the human population to dangerously low levels.

"She said I was one of the few people they have chosen to repopulate the Earth in case everyone dies," the "Baby" singer said. "Then she gave me this plastic cup and asked me to fill it up with my baby gravy."

Thrilled by the honour of seeding the new Earth with his spawn, the 16-year-old heartthrob took the cup and headed to a nearby washroom "to rub one out." Bieber was reportedly stopped by his father Jeremy, who notified police immediately after realizing what was going on.

"I'm quite honestly shocked by the lengths some people will go to, just to get a piece, well, in this case, a cupful, of my son," said the elder Bieber. "It is just absolutely sickening."

After intense questioning by the police, Horsmith admitted she only wanted the young singer's semen so that she could impregnate herself with it.

"I'm not a monster or an evil conniver," said Horsmith. "I'm just a lonely woman whose biological clock is running out."

The former nurse is in police custody and facing multiple charges of fraud by false representation, sexual solicitation, attempted theft of bodily fluids and attempted nonconsensual procreation. If convicted, she faces up to 2 years in prison and a $10,000 fine.

Seven Network is presently conducting its own investigation to determine how Horsmith breached their security protocols and managed to get that close to Bieber.

"At this point, we're not ruling out an inside job," said Seven Network security chief Alec Rowson. "That's the only way this sick woman could've gotten inside the studio."