Lady Gaga: Can't read her pooper face.

Kansas City, MO -- Singer Lady Gaga has defecated, CNN's Entertainment bureau reports.

The singer reportedly ran straight to the lavatory after she arrived in the City of Fountains ahead of the August 3rd stop of her Monster Ball Tour at the Sprint Center.

"She hasn't had a decent poop in over three days," said Lady Gaga's tour manager Troy Carter. "This is really good news for us, and for the show tomorrow night."

Carter said Lady Gaga believes her creativity lies in her lower intestinal tract, and that she feels the need to cling onto her feces for as long as she can.

"At first we thought she was just pulling our legs when she told us," said Carter. "But it's true. Her fecal matter is her focal point. Every inch of her creativity emanates from her feces. Constipation is her motivation."

The singer's Monster Ball Tour finishes its 2010 North American leg this September in Raleigh, North Carolina, after which she takes the show to Europe once again. She graces the cover of Vanity Fair's September 2010 issue.