Madonna: Queef of Pop

New York, NY — Madonna is reportedly incorporating vaginal flatulence into her repertoire when she kicks off her new world tour this coming May.

The stunt is among many details about the tour that have begun to surface as the Queen of Pop enters the final stretches of rehearsals for the massive trek in support of her latest chart-topping album, MDNA.

A source close to the entertainer said she had started a special workout regimen with her personal trainer to "hone her ability to deliberately expel air from her vagina and do it in tune."

"At first we weren't quite sure what she was up to. We thought maybe it was something her boyfriend put her up to," said the anonymous source. "But eventually she let us in on her plans."

If the rumored set list is true, Madonna will perform her 1980s No. 1 hit "Open Your Heart" during the fourth section of the show entitled "Basque." She will queef the chorus after the second verse while splayed over a pantomime horse. The sound will be relayed by a state-of-the-art microphone that will be sewn into her undergarment.

The source added that Madonna "has very nearly perfected" the queefing but intends to employ auto-tuning in order to keep her vaginal gas expulsion in tune.

"We're very excited. No one's ever done anything quite like this before," said the source. "Madonna as always will be breaking new ground in performance art."

The MDNA Tour kicks off in Tel Aviv, Israel on May 29th.