12 Nov 2017

Make America gassy again

Since taking office in January 2017, Dotard Trump has farted more than 3,000 times in the Oval Office, the most by any person to date.

Benderson Hoover 0 Read More
07 Jul 2017

They know what is what, but they don’t know what is what. What?

In North America, “you know” is uttered 1,298 times in an average 1-hour business meeting involving 2 or more participants.

Eros Giancarlo Gucci 0 Read More
26 Jun 2017

Can you blame them, though?

9 out of 10 straight males who attend Gay Pride events think all the gays are into them.

Roy Bouth 0 Read More
30 Mar 2017

Walkers don’t need to escalate

100% of people who walk on escalators can totally just take the stairs if they’re really in a rush.

Torsten Malmström 0 Read More
06 Mar 2017

It’s not like the TV shows

Less than 30% of people who say they will be there for you will actually be there for you.

Nicola Cornthwaite 0 Read More