100% of people who walk on escalators can totally just take the stairs if they’re really in a rush.
Less than 30% of people who say they will be there for you will actually be there for you.
94.6% of award winners thank God or a similar Supreme Being in their acceptance speeches.
67% of homosexual males secretly do not like being addressed as “gurls.”
People who clip their nails in public are 68% more likely to rob convenience stores than those who don’t.