Since taking office in January 2017, Dotard Trump has farted more than 3,000 times in the Oval Office, the most by any person to date.
In North America, “you know” is uttered 1,298 times in an average 1-hour business meeting involving 2 or more participants.
9 out of 10 straight males who attend Gay Pride events think all the gays are into them.
100% of people who walk on escalators can totally just take the stairs if they’re really in a rush.
Less than 30% of people who say they will be there for you will actually be there for you.