01 Apr 2018

Lady Gaga, Trump dominate 3rd Annual Fishies

Parkland, FL — Failed pop star and convenient pain sufferer Lady Gaga and rude White House occupant Dotard J. Trump were the big winners at the Third Annual Fishy Awards held Sunday in the iconic international foods aisle of the Parkland Commons Publix on N University Dr.

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31 Mar 2018

Harvard University to offer ‘Miss Vanjie’ course

She may have been the first to be sent home from Season 10 of RuPaul’s Drag Race, but “Miss Vanjie” is headed to Harvard University.

The spunky drag queen alter-ego of Jose Cancel, 26, became the inspiration for a psychology course on “the sense of self in contemporary society,” which the Ivy League school will begin offering as “PSYC G-8008: Miss Vanjie & The Sense Of Self In Postmodern America” beginning in the Fall 2018 semester.

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24 Mar 2018

NRA, gun lobbyists preparing ‘Gala For Our Guns’ to counter #NeverAgain pro-gun control movement

Fairfax, Virginia — The National Rifle Association and gun lobbyists across the United States are preparing a massive gala event in an effort to counter the momentum of the swelling anti-gun movement in the country.

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03 Mar 2018

Melania Trump reveals she has I.Q. of over 200, deserved ‘Einstein visa’

Washington, D.C. — Slovenia’s No. 1 export to the U.S. Melania Trump has hit back at sustained questioning of her pathway to U.S. citizenship, saying that she is “smart and totally deserved” the Green Card she obtained through the EB-1 programs, or the “Einstein visa.”

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19 Feb 2018

‘Call Me By Your Name’ sequel ‘Call Me By Your Grindr Name’ in the works

It’s still performing strongly at the box office, but a sequel to the acclaimed gay coming of age movie “Call Me By Your Name” is already being planned.

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