26 Nov 2017

Barbra Streisand working on ‘Bodak Yentl’ collaboration with Cardi B

Hollywood, CA – Evergreen pop titan Barbra Streisand is working on a new single, a collaboration with rap upstart Cardi B to be called “Bodak Yentl,” sources close to the singer say.

Dexter Brown 0 Read More
09 Oct 2017

Kim Jong-un wins Education Nobel Prize for ‘dotard’ Trump insult

North Korean Supreme Leader Kim Jong-un is the 2017 recipient of the Nobel Prize for Education, the Nobel committee of the Royal Swedish Academy of Sciences has announced.

Benderson Hoover 0 Read More
03 Oct 2017

World 38% more peaceful after Lady Gaga prayer initiative

A day after failed pop singer and aspiring cult leader Lady Gaga invited everyone in the world to pray, world peace has increased by 38%.

Clay Wang 3 Read More
17 Aug 2017

Fundraising charity established to aid white supremacists outed in deadly Charlottesville demonstration

Charlottesville, Virginia — A charity has been set up to assist young male white supremacists whose chances for prosperous and productive lives were permanently shattered after being publicly identified as participants in the deadly white supremacy demonstration in Charlottesville this past weekend.

Benderson Hoover 0 Read More
28 Jun 2017

Americans appalled by Trump presidency turn to cryonics for escape

More and more Americans embarrassed by the incompetence and disgracefulness of Donald Trump’s presidency have turned to or are seriously considering temporary cryonic suspension to escape the unbearable political climate in America.

Oleg Ivanov 0 Read More