01 Apr 2018

Lady Gaga, Trump dominate 3rd Annual Fishies

Parkland, FL — Failed pop star and convenient pain sufferer Lady Gaga and rude White House occupant Dotard J. Trump were the big winners at the Third Annual Fishy Awards held Sunday in the iconic international foods aisle of the Parkland Commons Publix on N University Dr.

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19 Feb 2018

‘Call Me By Your Name’ sequel ‘Call Me By Your Grindr Name’ in the works

It’s still performing strongly at the box office, but a sequel to the acclaimed gay coming of age movie “Call Me By Your Name” is already being planned.

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02 Jan 2018

The 21 Songs That Rocked 2017

This year we saw Taylor Swift clapping back at the haters, Post Malone feeling like a rock star (deservedly so) and a perky girl from the Bronx showing us a thing or two about her money moves.

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26 Nov 2017

Barbra Streisand working on ‘Bodak Yentl’ collaboration with Cardi B

Hollywood, CA – Evergreen pop titan Barbra Streisand is working on a new single, a collaboration with rap upstart Cardi B to be called “Bodak Yentl,” sources close to the singer say.

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01 Apr 2017

Lady Gaga picks up six trophies at 2nd Fishy Awards

Las Vegas, NV — Failed pop star and Golden Globe Award procurement specialist Lady Gaga cleaned up at the Second Annual Fishy Awards held Saturday in the feminine hygiene aisle of the CVS on Las Vegas Blvd.

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