Black Lives Matter protests Super Bowl, demands US$1 billion in reparations for ‘wronged’ Janet Jackson
Houston, TX — Black Lives Matter protesters have organized a surprise rally in Houston today to protest the “racist patriarchy” of the Super Bowl and demand that reparations be made to Janet Jackson, whose career was destroyed after the 2004 “Nipplegate” halftime show scandal.
It’s undeniable that 2016 was a terrible year all around. So many great musicians passed away. Icons like David Bowie, Prince and Leonard Cohen. All taken too soon. And then there’s the matter of *cough* Donald Trump *cough*. But let’s not get into that and ruin our spirit. Instead, let’s look back at the songs that made the last 365 days at least somewhat bearable.
Failed pop singer and charitable tax shelter specialist Lady Gaga has donated all of the inflatable props and costumes from her flop 2014 ARTPOP tour to flood and hurricane relief, the Federal Emergency Management Agency has revealed. The donation was made Saturday in the wake of Hurricane Matthew’s deadly battering
Everyone and their aunt will perform at the 2016 Billboard Music Awards.
Fresno, CA — Failed pop star and roofie expert Lady Gaga and verbal blackface rapper Iggy Azalea were the big winners at the First Annual Fishy Awards, Bent*Spud’s new awards ceremony held Friday at the Taco Bell on North Cedar Avenue.