01 Apr 2017

Lady Gaga picks up six trophies at 2nd Fishy Awards

Las Vegas, NV — Failed pop star and Golden Globe Award procurement specialist Lady Gaga cleaned up at the Second Annual Fishy Awards held Saturday in the feminine hygiene aisle of the CVS on Las Vegas Blvd.

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05 Feb 2017

Black Lives Matter protests Super Bowl, demands US$1 billion in reparations for ‘wronged’ Janet Jackson

Houston, TX — Black Lives Matter protesters have organized a surprise rally in Houston today to protest the “racist patriarchy” of the Super Bowl and demand that reparations be made to Janet Jackson, whose career was destroyed after the 2004 “Nipplegate” halftime show scandal.

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31 Dec 2016

The 21 Songs That Rocked 2016

It’s undeniable that 2016 was a terrible year all around. So many great musicians passed away. Icons like David Bowie, Prince and Leonard Cohen. All taken too soon. And then there’s the matter of *cough* Donald Trump *cough*. But let’s not get into that and ruin our spirit. Instead, let’s look back at the songs that made the last 365 days at least somewhat bearable.

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10 Oct 2016

Lady Gaga donates inflatable ‘ARTPOP’ tour props, costumes to flood & hurricane relief

Failed pop singer and charitable tax shelter specialist Lady Gaga has donated all of the inflatable props and costumes from her flop 2014 ARTPOP tour to flood and hurricane relief, the Federal Emergency Management Agency has revealed. The donation was made Saturday in the wake of Hurricane Matthew’s deadly battering

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13 May 2016

Everyone, their aunt to perform at 2016 Billboard Music Awards

Everyone and their aunt will perform at the 2016 Billboard Music Awards.

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