20 Jan 2018

Procter & Gamble introduces edible cream-filled Candy Tide Pods

Cincinnati, Ohio — Procter & Gamble (P&G) has created an edible cream-filled candy version of its popular laundry detergent pods.

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10 Dec 2016

Beware of ‘flop transference’ from Lady Gaga, warns career expert

Thinking of working or collaborating with Lady Gaga? If you value your career, you may want to reconsider that thought.

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27 Nov 2016

Kellyanne Conway 27 Dalmatian puppies away from completing prized fur coat

Bedminster, New Jersey — Full time Donald Trump surrogate and occasional New Jersey mom Kellyanne Conway has stepped up efforts to complete her prized fur coat, which only needs about 27 more Dalmatian puppies, much to the consternation of animal rights activists everywhere.

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02 Mar 2016

Economic inequality to blame for Zika outbreak, says Bernie Sanders

Gas, KS — U.S. presidential aspirant Bernie Sanders believes the current Zika virus outbreak would not have happened “if there was no economic inequality in the world.”

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09 Feb 2016

Area man realizes boneless chicken wings ‘basically just chicken nuggets’

Portland, OR — A Goose Hollow resident is mildly irritated after realizing the boneless chicken wings he ordered for dinner from his local Wingstop were “basically just chicken nuggets slathered in spicy Buffalo sauce.”

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