12 Sep 2018

AARP slams Machine Gun Kelly for ‘abuse of elderly’ over Eminem diss track

Washington, D.C. — The AARP (formerly American Association of Retired Persons) has issued a scathing rebuke of Cleveland rapper Machine Gun Kelly for releasing his Eminem diss track “Rap Devil,” calling it “abuse of the elderly.”

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31 Mar 2018

Harvard University to offer ‘Miss Vanjie’ course

She may have been the first to be sent home from Season 10 of RuPaul’s Drag Race, but “Miss Vanjie” is headed to Harvard University.

The spunky drag queen alter-ego of Jose Cancel, 26, became the inspiration for a psychology course on “the sense of self in contemporary society,” which the Ivy League school will begin offering as “PSYC G-8008: Miss Vanjie & The Sense Of Self In Postmodern America” beginning in the Fall 2018 semester.

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20 Jan 2018

Procter & Gamble introduces edible cream-filled Candy Tide Pods

Cincinnati, Ohio — Procter & Gamble (P&G) has created an edible cream-filled candy version of its popular laundry detergent pods.

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10 Dec 2016

Beware of ‘flop transference’ from Lady Gaga, warns career expert

Thinking of working or collaborating with Lady Gaga? If you value your career, you may want to reconsider that thought.

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27 Nov 2016

Kellyanne Conway 27 Dalmatian puppies away from completing prized fur coat

Bedminster, New Jersey — Full time Donald Trump surrogate and occasional New Jersey mom Kellyanne Conway has stepped up efforts to complete her prized fur coat, which only needs about 27 more Dalmatian puppies, much to the consternation of animal rights activists everywhere.

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