Las Vegas, NV — Failed pop star and Golden Globe Award procurement specialist Lady Gaga cleaned up at the Second Annual Fishy Awards held Saturday in the feminine hygiene aisle of the CVS on Las Vegas Blvd.
Black Lives Matter protests Super Bowl, demands US$1 billion in reparations for ‘wronged’ Janet Jackson
Houston, TX — Black Lives Matter protesters have organized a surprise rally in Houston today to protest the “racist patriarchy” of the Super Bowl and demand that reparations be made to Janet Jackson, whose career was destroyed after the 2004 “Nipplegate” halftime show scandal.
Washington, D.C. — If you’re in America looking for a prostitute to urinate on (or be urinated on by) for sexual pleasure, you’re out of luck.
Climax, MN — Longtime Accounts Receivable clerk Joyce Boyle shocked colleagues Friday after she insisted that invoice requests are “not AR.”
Boyle, 47, made the explosive claim in an email response to a coworker who had sent a request for an invoice to a general email address set up for the Accounts Receivable department of Abernathy Beauty Supplies, Inc., a small Minnesota firm distributing low-cost beauty products.
It’s undeniable that 2016 was a terrible year all around. So many great musicians passed away. Icons like David Bowie, Prince and Leonard Cohen. All taken too soon. And then there’s the matter of *cough* Donald Trump *cough*. But let’s not get into that and ruin our spirit. Instead, let’s look back at the songs that made the last 365 days at least somewhat bearable.