Stinging from renewed criticism for helping put beer lover and firm “boys will be boys” believer Brett Kavanaugh on the U.S. Supreme Court, U.S. Senator Susan Collins (R-Maine) announced she will soon introduce a bill that would legalize the use of wire hangers to abort unwanted or life-threatening fetuses at home.
Washington, D.C. — Demolishing yet again another White House norm, autocrat adorer and hamburger enthusiast Dotard Trump is said to be planning on delivering this year’s State Of The Union address via a Twitter live feed from his golden toilet.
Conservative U.S. Supreme Court nominee Brett Kavanaugh has broken his silence on why he turned his back on the father of a dead teen shooting victim during a break at his confirmation hearing Tuesday.
In a press conference shortly after the hearing had adjourned for the day, Kavanaugh told reporters he thought Fred Guttenberg, the father of Parkland teen Jamie Guttenberg, was a former gay acquaintance from college with whom he had a destructive and traumatic history.
Fairfax, Virginia — The National Rifle Association and gun lobbyists across the United States are preparing a massive gala event in an effort to counter the momentum of the swelling anti-gun movement in the country.
Washington, D.C. — Slovenia’s No. 1 export to the U.S. Melania Trump has hit back at sustained questioning of her pathway to U.S. citizenship, saying that she is “smart and totally deserved” the Green Card she obtained through the EB-1 programs, or the “Einstein visa.”