Oceanside, CA — Wearing Abercrombie & Fitch clothing has magically transformed a 59-year-old man into a thirtysomething “surfer dude.”

Jerusalem — Israel’s tattered international image took another hit Tuesday after it dispatched heavily armed commandos to a marine vessel sailing too close to the Gaza Strip that turned out to be a cruise ship for seniors.

Portland, OR — Harry Butts could have been $10,000 richer. If only he hadn’t had his name legally changed.

Titisee-Neustadt, Germany — The family of a man who donated his body for use in the “Body Worlds” traveling exhibition of real human bodies is suing the organizers for posing his cadaver in a move from Beyoncé Knowles’s “Single Ladies” video.

Nairobi, Kenya – Dozens of impoverished residents were injured Sunday in a mad stampede that broke out after a cheeseburger fell out of a female tourist’s purse in the village of Upak-Tumonra, 102 miles north of Nairobi.