Beijing, China — The Chinese production of the long-running worldwide hit comedy show “The Puppetry Of The Penis” has been canceled after only four performances.

Hong Kong — Chaos and disorder gripped a typically efficiently-run Chinese fast food restaurant in Hong Kong’s bustling Causeway Bay area Friday after a man asked for “no rice” with his Kung Pao chicken.

Kiev, Ukraine — The city with the highest female-to-male ratio in the world is pioneering a disposal service for tampons in an effort to clean up its sewage system.

Karachi, Pakistan — An explosion in Pakistan’s once-thriving goat beer distillery district is believed to have been caused by a clumsy Taliban suicide bomber who is “not all there.”