12 Apr 2017

Man dragged from overbooked United flight scores floor care advertising deal

The man who was filmed in a viral video being roughed up and dragged off an overbooked United flight has secured an advertising contract with American household consumer chemicals giant S.C. Johnson & Son.

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13 Jan 2017

Accounts Receivable clerk insists invoice requests ‘not AR’

Climax, MN — Longtime Accounts Receivable clerk Joyce Boyle shocked colleagues Friday after she insisted that invoice requests are “not AR.”

Boyle, 47, made the explosive claim in an email response to a coworker who had sent a request for an invoice to a general email address set up for the Accounts Receivable department of Abernathy Beauty Supplies, Inc., a small Minnesota firm distributing low-cost beauty products.

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16 Dec 2016

Workplace flatulence and courtesy

4 out of 10 workers who share working space with others step away from their stations to pass gas.

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15 Apr 2016

Don’t invest in Lady Gaga, warns flop prognosticator

Manhattan, NY — Flop Avoidance Solutions (FAS), a Fortune 500 American consulting firm that specializes in identifying business risks and catastrophic investment opportunities, has strongly warned against getting into business with Lady Gaga or any business entity associated with her.

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20 Feb 2016

Lady Gaga in talks to star as ‘The Penguin’ in Batman reboot

The failed pop star and former network television intern is reportedly negotiating for a role in a reboot of the Batman movie franchise spearheaded by Henry Selick, a close associate of Tim Burton’s.

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