Los Angeles, CA — The Walt Disney Company was developing an animated movie set during the Vietnam War that would have portrayed Asians as an evil and dishonorable people that cannot be trusted, an anonymous source has revealed.

Williamsport, PA — The stars of the wildly popular reality show ‘Jon & Kate Plus Eight’ are considering the “very real possibility” that living their everyday lives on TV for everyone to see may be the cause of their much-publicized marital strife.

Toronto, ON — The 2008 Toronto International Film Festival may have already wrapped up, but Jagdish Kulkarni is still basking in the prestigious event’s corporate-sponsored afterglow.

Intimidated by the recent takeover of Titanic as the Number One Box-Office Hit of all time, director George Lucas has launched a determined campaign to reclaim the title held for two decades by his classic 1977 movie Star Wars.

Kevin Costner should be kept away from the director’s chair. After the fiasco that was Waterworld, he took the chair again and the result is The Postman, yet another study of Mr. Costner largely being overwhelmed by his desire to repeat the fluke success of Dances With Wolves.