Vancouver, BC — Popular atheistic website godsux.com, which regularly mocked and satirized the concept of a Divine Creator, has vanished from the Internet and is being feared smitten by the Almighty One Himself.

Cardiff, Wales — A government worker desperate to acquire some level of social significance is re-enacting American author Julie Powell’s memoirs “Julie and Julia: My Year of Cooking Dangerously” page by page.

Monterrey, Mexico — Police are investigating allegations that an intense disagreement between rival cliques on an online Madonna message board has led to the genital disfigurement of a male fan hoping to become a full-fledged woman.

Ernie Hsiung, the quick-witted gay author and publisher of the popular website littleyellowdifferent.com, is actually former U.S. First Lady Barbara Bush.

The US Department of Homeland Security has created Ready.gov, a website intended to give Americans useful tips on how to better prepare and help themselves when terrorism rears its ugly head in these trying and tense times.