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	<title>bent*spud &#187; Jaunta Swirlbush</title>
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		<title>Whoopi Goldberg lets one rip on The View</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 16 Dec 2011 21:02:33 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jaunta Swirlbush</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Whoopi Goldberg farted on The View hardcore today. LOL
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		<title>Nick Novak, San Diego Chargers kicker, caught by CBS cameras urinating on sidelines during loss to Tim Tebow &amp; Broncos</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 29 Nov 2011 00:36:33 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Nick Novak wasn’t Tebowing on the sideline during Sunday’s Chargers-Broncos game, but maybe he would have been better off if he had been.
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		<title>Girl&#8217;s teeth fall out randomly while she sasses people</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 08 Jun 2011 13:59:59 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jaunta Swirlbush</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[dentures]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[embarassing moments]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[women]]></category>

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Hot mess. LOL


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<p>Hot mess. LOL</p>
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		<title>Rihanna gives female fan a lap dance on stage</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 07 Jun 2011 02:04:40 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jaunta Swirlbush</dc:creator>
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Hotness!
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		<title>Shakira Robbed Mid-Concert in Mexico</title>
		<link>http://www.bentspud.com/2011/04/14/shakira-robbed-mid-concert-in-mexico/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 14 Apr 2011 17:08:14 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jaunta Swirlbush</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[An opportunistic concertgoer snatched singer Shakira’s ring from her finger during a concert last week.
The 34-year-old singer was shaking hands with revellers as she performed in Monterrey, Mexico when her ring was taken.
Although Shakira noticed the robbery – which was caught on camera – she continued performing and did not confront the thief.
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<p>The 34-year-old singer was shaking hands with revellers as she performed in Monterrey, Mexico when her ring was taken.</p>
<p>Although Shakira noticed the robbery – which was caught on camera – she continued performing and did not confront the thief.</p>
<p>No arrests have been made. The concert at the University of Monterrey was her final show in the country.</p>
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