Author Archive | Julian de la Joya

Julian de la Joya Julian likes to open up the Bacardi and get lifted by the purple. This author has written 10 article(s) for bent*spud.

Amazing ‘Pumped Up Kicks’ dance conquers the Net

Absolutely awe-inspiring!

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Lioness to baby: “Imma eat you… Imma eat you…”

It’s so cute when a 400-lb. predator tries unsuccessfully to devour a helpless little baby.

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Study: Seeing ‘Avatar’ doesn’t make you a better person

Copenhagen, Denmark — People who have seen James Cameron’s $2 billion-grossing 3D extravaganza “Avatar” are no better off than those who have not, a new study has found.

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Pedophiles to get makeovers in new reality show

New York City, NY — U.S. television network ABC has officially greenlit a new “Extreme Makeover” spin-off reality show that will transform accused and convicted pedophiles from scary undateable monsters into beautiful respectable swans.

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Ice cream vendor ‘the best dad you could ever imagine’

Pahrump, Nevada — While the whole world mourned in unison for Michael Jackson, an ice cream vendor beloved by many in the community was being buried quietly in a simple ceremony, surrounded by those he knew and whose lives he touched.

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