Winthrop, MA — One year ago, Sally Waddington had no idea who My Chemical Romance, Dashboard Confessional, and Fall Out Boy were and what kind of music they played. Now, the 52-year-old mother of three is well-versed on nearly every post-Green Day pop/punk band in existence. She even knows Gerard Way’s current hair color, how many tattoos Chris Carrabba has, and who Pete Wentz is dating.

A die-hard Britney Spears fan has placed voodoo curses on Don Henley and the Eagles after the group blocked the troubled pop singer from scoring a No. 1 debut on the Billboard 200 album chart this week.

Mariah Carey has been named as the “Super-Ultra-Mega-Platinum No. 1 Artist Of All Eternity” by the Baja Inter-coastal Laundry League Board Of Artistic Recreational Development.

Light jazz darling Norah Jones has been confirmed to headline next year’s SuperBowl XLI Halftime Show at the Dolphins Stadium in Miami, Florida.

The cover of Britney Spears’ latest CD, a greatest hits compilation called My Prerogative, has been named the trashiest CD cover of all time by the Los Angeles-based Society of Neoclassical Order & Beauty (SNOB).