20 Jan 2017

Photo: Donald Trump’s inauguration flops

Side-by-side comparison of attendance at Barack Obama’s and Donald Trump’s inaugurations in 2009 and 2017, respectively. Left is Obama’s, right is Trump’s. Trump will probably claim the photos were manipulated. The system is RIGGED! LOL

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18 Jan 2017

Prostitutes protest Donald Trump by refusing ‘pee-pee parties’

Washington, D.C. — If you’re in America looking for a prostitute to urinate on (or be urinated on by) for sexual pleasure, you’re out of luck.

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20 Dec 2016

Melania Trump as First Lady to champion struggling Eastern European models looking for their own Donald Trump

Manhattan, New York — First Lady-in-waiting Melania Trump has promised to be the champion and the voice of struggling, hard up Eastern European models chasing the American dream and looking for their own Donald Trump when her husband takes office as the 45th President of the United States of America.

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20 Nov 2016

Trump appoints golf club office cleaner as Health Secretary

Bedminster, New Jersey — In a move further indicative of how he intends to lead and govern the United States, president-elect Donald Trump has appointed an office cleaner at his New Jersey golf club to lead his incoming administration’s Department of Health & Human Services.

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16 Oct 2016

Trump on another hot mic: ‘There is no Santa Claus, these kids are idiots’

Donald Trump’s sputtering presidential campaign took another severe blow following the release Sunday of a new hot mic recording on which the New York billionaire is heard saying “there is no Santa Claus” and that children who believe he exists are idiots.

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