28 Sep 2018

Jeff Flake cowers from angry sexual assault survivors

The cowardly senator from Arizona got an earful from sexual assault survivors after announcing his vote for Supreme Court nominee Brett Kavanaugh.

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04 Sep 2018

Brett Kavanaugh: ‘I thought Guttenberg was my gay stalker from college’

Conservative U.S. Supreme Court nominee Brett Kavanaugh has broken his silence on why he turned his back on the father of a dead teen shooting victim during a break at his confirmation hearing Tuesday.

In a press conference shortly after the hearing had adjourned for the day, Kavanaugh told reporters he thought Fred Guttenberg, the father of Parkland teen Jamie Guttenberg, was a former gay acquaintance from college with whom he had a destructive and traumatic history.

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24 Apr 2018

Just don’t wig out in the middle of one!

56% of C.I.A. operatives regularly use synthetic wigs for covert operations.

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16 Apr 2018

Oopsy poopsy!

Sean Hannity released approximately 0.62 grams of fecal matter into the underwear he was wearing after a New York court revelation regarding his legal representation by Michael Cohen.

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03 Mar 2018

Melania Trump reveals she has I.Q. of over 200, deserved ‘Einstein visa’

Washington, D.C. — Slovenia’s No. 1 export to the U.S. Melania Trump has hit back at sustained questioning of her pathway to U.S. citizenship, saying that she is “smart and totally deserved” the Green Card she obtained through the EB-1 programs, or the “Einstein visa.”

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