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Nicola Cornthwaite Nicola is a Wiccan sorceress and has fifty-seven body piercings. This author has written 13 article(s) for bent*spud.

Gus Gus, “Arabian Horse” CD

The Icelandic electronic collective’s latest long player is a hammock full of high fives.

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Mariah Carey ‘furious’ over timing of bin Laden death

Los Angeles, CA — Pop diva Mariah Carey is said to be extremely upset that no one is talking about the births of her twins this weekend because of the announcement that Osama bin Laden has been killed by a US military operation in Pakistan.

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New Michael Jackson track is authentic, says Milli Vanilli singer

Los Angeles, CA — The vocals on Michael Jackson’s new single, “Breaking News,” are without a doubt the King of Pop’s, according to the surviving member of multi-platinum-selling 80s pop duo Milli Vanilli.

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Iron Baby battles evil stuffed animals

So bloody cute!
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Liza Minnelli does “Single Ladies”

From the movie that shall not be named.
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