Los Angeles, CA — Nine Inch Nails front man Trent Reznor has quit Twitter for the 97th time.

Schwechat, Austria — Icelandic singer Bjork may be facing assault charges after throwing a lava lamp at a stranded air traveller who berated her over the recent volcanic eruption that has disrupted air travel all across Europe.

Multinational corporation Unilever has expanded its Dove personal care product line with the release of a commemorative Michael Jackson beauty bar called ‘Dove Whiteface.’

Toronto, ON — A female tourist who is severely allergic to Asian people is in a coma after her car broke down at a very busy intersection in the city’s bustling Chinatown district.

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