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Roy Bouth Roy is never seen without a tan and his hair is always bullet-proof. This author has written 12 article(s) for bent*spud.
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Raunchy ‘B’ shows off Oprah’s other side

Published on September 7, 2009. Tags: , ,

Move over FHM and Maxim and make room for Oprah Winfrey’s jelly.

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Tom Cruise sues pants off homeless man

Published on April 21, 2009.

North Las Vegas, NV — A homeless man in the Clark County area has been rendered pantless after Hollywood superstar Tom Cruise successfully sued him for slander and defamation of character.

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Suicide attempt ends in arrest for depressed cage fighter

Published on April 3, 2008.

Beckley, WV — An amateur cage fighter is in police custody after assaulting a teenager who tried to steal his belongings while he was attempting to commit suicide.

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bent*spud bought out for Beckham undies

Published on February 16, 2008.

Los Angeles, CA — Tuna Apocrypha LLC, the company that publishes world-renowned news portal bent*spud™, has accepted a hostile takeover offer from online poker site GoldenPalace.com.

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Car salesman makes 100th mountain out of molehill

Published on November 29, 2007.

Paducah, KENTUCKY — Automotive vehicle salesman Desmond Market became the toast of his peers today after making his one hundredth mountain out of a molehill.

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