Black Lives Matter protests Super Bowl, demands US$1 billion in reparations for ‘wronged’ Janet Jackson
Houston, TX — Black Lives Matter protesters have organized a surprise rally in Houston today to protest the “racist patriarchy” of the Super Bowl and demand that reparations be made to Janet Jackson, whose career was destroyed after the 2004 “Nipplegate” halftime show scandal.
Bedminster, New Jersey — Full time Donald Trump surrogate and occasional New Jersey mom Kellyanne Conway has stepped up efforts to complete her prized fur coat, which only needs about 27 more Dalmatian puppies, much to the consternation of animal rights activists everywhere.
Donald J. Trump is the first Internet troll to be elected as the leader of a sovereign nation.
In response to the seemingly endless gun violence perpetrated by cops in America against people of color, Daytona Beach native Tashala Dangel Geyer went to Home Depot, bought a can of white paint and painted herself white… all live on Facebook.