Los Angeles, CA — Justin Bieber has sprouted his first chest hair, but his record label and management team do not want you to know about it.

So cute!
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Sydney, NSW, Australia — A woman pretending to be a representative for a fictitious institution concerned with the preservation of the human race has been arrested following a failed attempt to solicit Justin Bieber for a semen donation.

Las Vegas, NV — Altruistic prostitutes in the greater Las Vegas metropolitan area have joined forces to provide sexual services to homeless people free of charge.

Pasadena, CA — Determined to turn her life around and make a difference after her recent troubles, actress and aspiring singer Lindsay Lohan has taken up the cause of promoting awareness and prevention of chlamydia infection in the United States.