12 Sep 2018

AARP slams Machine Gun Kelly for ‘abuse of elderly’ over Eminem diss track

Washington, D.C. — The AARP (formerly American Association of Retired Persons) has issued a scathing rebuke of Cleveland rapper Machine Gun Kelly for releasing his Eminem diss track “Rap Devil,” calling it “abuse of the elderly.”

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01 Sep 2018

Or maybe it’s appendicitis

Every year in the United States, close to 400,000 women get pregnant accidentally by swimming in a public pool.

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31 Mar 2018

Harvard University to offer ‘Miss Vanjie’ course

She may have been the first to be sent home from Season 10 of RuPaul’s Drag Race, but “Miss Vanjie” is headed to Harvard University.

The spunky drag queen alter-ego of Jose Cancel, 26, became the inspiration for a psychology course on “the sense of self in contemporary society,” which the Ivy League school will begin offering as “PSYC G-8008: Miss Vanjie & The Sense Of Self In Postmodern America” beginning in the Fall 2018 semester.

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21 Dec 2016

That could periodically be annoying

36.8% of literate individuals misuse and/or overuse ellipses in day-to-day correspondence.

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25 Feb 2016

Take back the thirst

0.117% of rape victims in the U.S. get befriended by parasitic sycophants thirsty for Oscar glory.

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