Rubber for brunch

Steak and eggs with a side of the saddest-looking, thinnest ass sausages in the history of proper cuisine. The steak was the tastiest piece of rubber I've ever had. It was so rubbery I had to put it in the blender so that I could ingest it. Marvelous.

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