Cape May, NJ — The parents of a teenager who suffocated to death after copying Lady Gaga’s egg incubation stunt are considering a lawsuit against the singer for involuntary manslaughter.

New York, NY — As federal investigation into the attempted bombing in New York’s Times Square continues, new details have emerged pointing to another possible motivation that led to suspect Faisal Shahzad’s criminal actions: revenge for a failed Broadway career.

Gros Cap, MI — A 13-year-old boy survived a potentially emotionally scarring cougar attack thanks to a three-week-old kitten that proved to be too cute to resist.

Lubbock, TX — A man who has just had a perm was held up at gunpoint but mysteriously let go by a mugger in an incident that has baffled police.

North Las Vegas, NV — A homeless man in the Clark County area has been rendered pantless after Hollywood superstar Tom Cruise successfully sued him for slander and defamation of character.