Fierce electro-hip-hop that makes you wanna dust it off and throw it down.

London, England — Britain’s Got Talent contestant and YouTube sensation Susan Boyle is actually former Savage Garden frontman Darren Hayes in a fat suit, an anonymous source has revealed to several tabloid newspapers in London.

Hoosick, New York — Thousands of Morrissey devotees are up in arms following the conclusion of a fan convention which saw an unpopular attendee walk away with the annual event’s top prize.

Muskogee, OK — Following in the footsteps of fellow pop superstars Britney Spears and Jennifer Lopez, American Idol Season 4 winner Carrie Underwood has launched her own fragrance in a low-key ceremony at the Wal-Mart Supercenter on West Shawnee.

Newport, NJ — A bouncer formerly employed by the Jonas Brothers has admitted that he regularly performed oral sex on the three brothers whenever their libidos went into overdrive.