This remake of Madonna’s massive 1989 hit “Express Yourself” will undoubtedly further cement Lady Gaga’s stature as a truly original and ground-breaking musician in the eyes of her legion of little monsters and Perez Hilton.

Before Ricky Gervais got fat and mean-spirited, he used to be in a New Wave band that made fairly good music in the 80s.

Hitmakers-for-hire Max Martin and Dr. Luke gun for the big-room dancefloor while Spears effortlessly seduces with lines like “If I said I want your body now, would you hold it against me?”

Timeless actress, singer and all-around entertainer Cher has a lot on her head. Literally.

Los Angeles, CA — The vocals on Michael Jackson’s new single, “Breaking News,” are without a doubt the King of Pop’s, according to the surviving member of multi-platinum-selling 80s pop duo Milli Vanilli.