London, UK — Amy Winehouse has donated a tooth she had lost to meth abuse to help out Haitian earthquake victims.

Lady Gaga becomes the first artist in the 17-year history of Billboard Magazine’s Tranny Songs chart to send every track from a debut album to No. 1.

Los Angeles, CA — The Walt Disney Company was developing an animated movie set during the Vietnam War that would have portrayed Asians as an evil and dishonorable people that cannot be trusted, an anonymous source has revealed.

Buoyed by a string of successful one-off gigs at select Wal-Mart stores across the United States, ’90s group Wilson Phillips is getting back into the recording studio to work on songs for a new album, slated for release in late Fall next year.

New York City, NY — U.S. television network ABC has officially greenlit a new “Extreme Makeover” spin-off reality show that will transform accused and convicted pedophiles from scary undateable monsters into beautiful respectable swans.