Move over FHM and Maxim and make room for Oprah Winfrey’s jelly.

Cardiff, Wales — A government worker desperate to acquire some level of social significance is re-enacting American author Julie Powell’s memoirs “Julie and Julia: My Year of Cooking Dangerously” page by page.

Los Angeles, CA — U.S. pop star Mariah Carey’s twelfth studio album, “Memoirs Of An Imperfect Angel,” will be marketed under a different title in the Arab emirate of Qatar.

New York, NY — In a rare display of political candor, US pop star Mariah Carey has implored the global community to “just leave Iran and Mahmoud Ahmadinejad alone.”

Conway, AR — In a surprising move that further demonstrates his humble and compassionate nature, American Idol Season 8 champion Kris Allen has announced that he is donating his title to runner-up Adam Lambert.