Conway, AR — In a surprising move that further demonstrates his humble and compassionate nature, American Idol Season 8 champion Kris Allen has announced that he is donating his title to runner-up Adam Lambert.

Williamsport, PA — The stars of the wildly popular reality show ‘Jon & Kate Plus Eight’ are considering the “very real possibility” that living their everyday lives on TV for everyone to see may be the cause of their much-publicized marital strife.

There are no boundaries above and beneath you, Kris Allen. Except exceptionally bad and clichéd lyrics. But that’s okay. Because your beautiful, non-screeching voice makes up for it.

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Los Angeles, CA — Fresh from a triumphant return to the American Idol stage last night to promote her new single, “Battlefield,” Season 6 winner Jordin Sparks is now embroiled in a public relations nightmare after she accidentally ate Season 8 Top 4 finalist Allison Iraheta at a post-show party at the Medusa Lounge.

Beloved fitness personality and best-selling author Richard Simmons has come out of the television closet and admitted he is an unabashed American Idol addict.