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‘Deceptively youthful’ Asians banned from carnival’s age guessing game

Balls Mills, PA — The owners of a traveling amusement show in Central Pennsylvania are facing heat over a decision to ban Asians from participating in the carnival’s popular age guessing game.

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CNN reports Lady Gaga has bowel movement

Kansas City, MO — Singer Lady Gaga has defecated, CNN’s Entertainment bureau reports.

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Bored Canadians find excitement at G20 protest rallies

Toronto, ON — Hundreds of Canadians bored with their dreary lives got a massive shot of adrenaline and excitement by deliberately getting themselves tangled in rallies aimed at destabilizing the G-20 Summit on Financial Markets and the World Economy held at the Metro Toronto Convention Centre over the weekend.

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Abercrombie & Fitch clothing makes man, 59, look young

Oceanside, CA — Wearing Abercrombie & Fitch clothing has magically transformed a 59-year-old man into a thirtysomething “surfer dude.”

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Justin Bieber sprouts first chest hair; manager, record label worried

Los Angeles, CA — Justin Bieber has sprouted his first chest hair, but his record label and management team do not want you to know about it.

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