Balls Mills, PA — The owners of a traveling amusement show in Central Pennsylvania are facing heat over a decision to ban Asians from participating in the carnival’s popular age guessing game.

Kansas City, MO — Singer Lady Gaga has defecated, CNN’s Entertainment bureau reports.

Toronto, ON — Hundreds of Canadians bored with their dreary lives got a massive shot of adrenaline and excitement by deliberately getting themselves tangled in rallies aimed at destabilizing the G-20 Summit on Financial Markets and the World Economy held at the Metro Toronto Convention Centre over the weekend.

Oceanside, CA — Wearing Abercrombie & Fitch clothing has magically transformed a 59-year-old man into a thirtysomething “surfer dude.”

Los Angeles, CA — Justin Bieber has sprouted his first chest hair, but his record label and management team do not want you to know about it.