Caveat lector: With the exception of Jaunta Swirlbush's Mmmm Hmmm link blog, none of the news articles posted on this site are (fully) based in fact. They are all either entirely or partly fictitious and not meant to be taken seriously.

So, like, don't go around writing a report about it and passing it off as gospel truth.

Yeah, we're talking about you, Daily Manab Zamin and the New Nation.

Mmmmkay?