Defensive lineman flunks NFL Scouting Combine 40-yard dash after man bits flop out of shorts

Mississippi State defensive lineman Chris Jones crashed out of the 40-yard dash at the NFL Scouting Combine Sunday, and replays immediately revealed the reason why: his genitals slipped out of his shorts and he didn’t want to be the next viral sensation by having them exposed completely for all the world to see so he chose to abruptly cut his dash out of sheer modesty. At least that’s what I think. He was nipping a mess in the bud. You can still sort of get a peek of his jewels, though, in the clip below.

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