George Lucas to re-release ‘Star Wars’
Intimidated by the recent takeover of Titanic as the Number One Box-
In a press conference attended by a handful of nostalgic reporters Monday, Lucas announced his plans to bring “Star Wars” back into theaters as soon as possible. He hopes the new run will bring in enough dough to sink “Titanic” down to second place.
The director has confirmed that never-
“We’ll show Titanic who’s got the Force,” said Lucas.
Since its release in 1977, Star Wars has accumulated a total of $461 million and has been virtually unreachable in terms of commercial success. Until Titanic sailed along. The James Cameron-
But Lucas promises “that will not be for long.” The visionary director hinted at “creating the iceberg if need be” to stop Titanic from making more money.
When asked to elaborate, Lucas merely smiled and said “if I tell anyone, I would have to kill them.”