One Direction says no to US $20 million bukkake offer

Niall, Zayn, Louis, Harry & Liam: No bukkake for us, but we do like a bit of sushi!

Chart-topping boy band One Direction has turned down an offer of USD $20 million in exchange for participation in a bukkake party.

Bukkake is the term for a sexual act, originated in Japan in the late 1980s, in which several men ejaculate on a woman, or another man. Bukkake videos are a relatively prevalent niche in contemporary pornographic films.

The illicit offer was reportedly made by a wealthy One Direction fan from Southeast Asia and was communicated through several channels within Syco Records, the group’s record label.

In a telephone interview, the group’s manager, Will Bloomfield, admitted the offer was “extremely tempting,” and was briefly discussed with all five band members.

“$20 million US for basically ten minutes of fun work was extremely hard to turn down, let me tell you that right now,” said Bloomfield. “But we ultimately decided it would be in the best interest of the group not to be involved in such a sordid undertaking. They need to protect their clean-cut reputation.”

An anonymous insider close to the group, however, isn’t entirely convinced.

“20 mil is a lot of money to shoo away,” said the insider. “I wouldn’t be surprised if Harry went behind Will’s back and convinced the others to do it. It’s not like they haven’t already done it before.”

Niall Horan, Zayn Malik, Liam Payne, Harry Styles and Louis Tomlinson are currently hard at work promoting “Live While We’re Young,” the lead single from their forthcoming sophomore CD, “Take Me Home.” Earlier this year they made history by becoming the first British group in US chart history to debut at number one with their debut album, “Up All Night.”

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