Lady Gaga, Trump dominate 3rd Annual Fishies

Lady Gaga: 6 Fishies

Parkland, FL — Failed pop star and convenient pain sufferer Lady Gaga and rude White House occupant Dotard J. Trump were the big winners at the Third Annual Fishy Awards held Sunday in the iconic international foods aisle of the Parkland Commons Publix on N University Dr.

Gaga repeated her feat last year and picked up 6 trophies, including awards for Flop Single Of The Year, Flop Tour Of The Year, and for the third year in a row, Panderer Of The Year.

Orange tinted coal enthusiast Dotard J. Trump won a total of 4 awards, including Troll Of The Year and Dotard Of The Year honors.

The Parkland Publix Barbershop Quintet

The awards ceremony was opened by the Parkland Publix Barbershop Quintet, who delivered a mesmerizing a cappella performance of Post Malone’s “Rockstar.” Day shift manager Diana Dubois closed the show with an interpretive dance set to Taylor Swift’s “Delicate.”

For the full list of the 2018 Fishy Awards winners, please click here.

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