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Atkins dieter bogs down Chinese restaurant

Atkins dieter bogs down Chinese restaurant

Hong Kong -- Chaos and disorder gripped a typically efficiently-run Chinese fast food restaurant in Hong Kong's bustling Causeway Bay area Friday after a man asked for "no rice" with his Kung Pao chicken.

Atkins dieter bogs down Chinese restaurant
Lady Gaga shines at all-tranny Hooters franchise launch

Lady Gaga shines at all-tranny Hooters franchise launch

Los Angeles, CA -- The first ever all-tranny Hooters restaurant was launched in high style Wednesday with the appearance of special guest Lady Gaga, who came dressed as an expired Rice Krispie snack.

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Kin of ‘Body Worlds’ donor sues over ‘Single Ladies’ pose

Kin of ‘Body Worlds’ donor sues over ‘Single Ladies’ pose

Titisee-Neustadt, Germany -- The family of a man who donated his body for use in the "Body Worlds" traveling exhibition of real human bodies is suing the organizers for posing his cadaver in a move from Beyoncé Knowles's "Single Ladies" video.

Kin of ‘Body Worlds’ donor sues over ‘Single Ladies’ pose
Prostitutes provide free sex to homeless

Prostitutes provide free sex to homeless

Las Vegas, NV -- Altruistic prostitutes in the greater Las Vegas metropolitan area have joined forces to provide sexual services to homeless people free of charge.

Prostitutes provide free sex to homeless
City launches tampon disposal service

City launches tampon disposal service

Kiev, Ukraine -- The city with the highest female-to-male ratio in the world is pioneering a disposal service for tampons in an effort to clean up its sewage system.

City launches tampon disposal service

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