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Oscars introduce frontal nudity category After a decade of grief and recovery, nation remembers Mariah Carey’s ‘Glitter’ Legislation mandating ’round-the-clock’ shirtlessness for Maroon 5 singer introduced Lady Gaga is the new face of Xerox Vancouver riot kissers invited to Syrian protests
 
Oscars introduce frontal nudity category

Oscars introduce frontal nudity category

Beverly Hills, CA — Bowing to increased pressure from its members, the Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences (AMPAS) today announced the addition of a new awards category recognizing actors and actresses for their outstanding achievement in full frontal nudity on film.

Oscars introduce frontal nudity category
After a decade of grief and recovery, nation remembers Mariah Carey’s ‘Glitter’

After a decade of grief and recovery, nation remembers Mariah Carey’s ‘Glitter’

New York — Thousands gathered Sunday morning at former Tower Records stores around the United States to commemorate the 10th anniversary of the tragic release of Mariah Carey's catastrophic "Glitter" album.

After a decade of grief and recovery, nation remembers Mariah Carey’s ‘Glitter’
Legislation mandating ’round-the-clock’ shirtlessness for Maroon 5 singer introduced

Legislation mandating ’round-the-clock’ shirtlessness for Maroon 5 singer introduced

Washington, DC — U.S. Congressman Barney Frank has sponsored legislation making it mandatory for Maroon 5 lead singer Adam Levine to be shirtless at all times.

Legislation mandating ’round-the-clock’ shirtlessness for Maroon 5 singer introduced
Lady Gaga is the new face of Xerox

Lady Gaga is the new face of Xerox

Norwalk, CT — Pop singer Lady Gaga has signed a multi-year deal with the Xerox Company as its new Director of Brand Recognition.

Lady Gaga is the new face of Xerox
Vancouver riot kissers invited to Syrian protests

Vancouver riot kissers invited to Syrian protests

Damascus, Syria — The couple photographed kissing during the hockey riots at Vancouver this week has been invited to restage their romantic smooch seen around the world at the ongoing pro-democracy protests in Syria.

Vancouver riot kissers invited to Syrian protests

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Straight clubgoers pick ‘gays over guns’

Published on March 14, 2009

Toronto, ON -- Antwan White is a handsome and athletic 23-year-old law student who loves the ladies and likes to go clubbing. He also likes to hang out at gay bars. And no, he is not a part-time male prostitute.

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American Idol Underwood launches special pheromone perfume

Published on February 28, 2009

Muskogee, OK -- Following in the footsteps of fellow pop superstars Britney Spears and Jennifer Lopez, American Idol Season 4 winner Carrie Underwood has launched her own fragrance in a low-key ceremony at the Wal-Mart Supercenter on West Shawnee.

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Man, 29, claims he was Jonas Brothers ‘virginity enforcer’

Published on February 17, 2009

Newport, NJ -- A bouncer formerly employed by the Jonas Brothers has admitted that he regularly performed oral sex on the three brothers whenever their libidos went into overdrive.

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New Eminem single sets download record, nation yawns

Published on February 14, 2009

Manhattan, NY -- "Crack A Bottle," the new single by Eminem, Dr. Dre and 50 Cent this week soared to the top of the Billboard Hot 100 Chart and set a new Nielsen SoundScan record for opening week download sales (418,000), but the nation at large is blithely unconcerned.

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Taylor Dayne fan arrested for disrupting mall

Published on February 9, 2009

Wacahoota, FL -- An area man listening to a Taylor Dayne song on his iPod while walking through a busy mall has been arrested by police for disrupting business and causing a spike in hypertension in elderly mallgoers.

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Racist accidentally sleeps with object of prejudice

Published on January 1, 2009

Boston, MA -- A self-proclaimed white supremacist ushered in the new year by "getting absolutely obliterated" and inadvertently sleeping with an Asian.

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