Child spills milk, crying averted
Published on November 18, 2008
Boysack, Scotland -- A local potato dealer successfully thwarted a clichéd metaphor when he prevented his young child from going into hysterics over a glass of spilled milk.
Published on November 18, 2008
Boysack, Scotland -- A local potato dealer successfully thwarted a clichéd metaphor when he prevented his young child from going into hysterics over a glass of spilled milk.
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Published on November 15, 2008
San Francisco, CA -- A Silicon Valley comptroller is considering legal action against his co-workers after being teased about not owning an iPhone during a company gathering earlier this month.
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Published on October 25, 2008
Monterrey, Mexico -- Police are investigating allegations that an intense disagreement between rival cliques on an online Madonna message board has led to the genital disfigurement of a male fan hoping to become a full-fledged woman.
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Published on September 29, 2008
Vancouver, BC -- Federal Express couriers smell nice, a market study has found.
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Published on September 19, 2008
Toronto, ON -- The 2008 Toronto International Film Festival may have already wrapped up, but Jagdish Kulkarni is still basking in the prestigious event's corporate-sponsored afterglow.
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Published on September 15, 2008
R&B singer and occasional actress Beyoncé Knowles has blasted the National Organization of Left-Handed People (NOLHaP) for illegally using her song "Irreplaceable" at their annual convention and demanded the group to cease and desist immediately.
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Pandering clichés abound and will undoubtedly be gobbled up excitedly by her little monsters.
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