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Atkins dieter bogs down Chinese restaurant

Atkins dieter bogs down Chinese restaurant

Hong Kong -- Chaos and disorder gripped a typically efficiently-run Chinese fast food restaurant in Hong Kong's bustling Causeway Bay area Friday after a man asked for "no rice" with his Kung Pao chicken.

Atkins dieter bogs down Chinese restaurant
Lady Gaga shines at all-tranny Hooters franchise launch

Lady Gaga shines at all-tranny Hooters franchise launch

Los Angeles, CA -- The first ever all-tranny Hooters restaurant was launched in high style Wednesday with the appearance of special guest Lady Gaga, who came dressed as an expired Rice Krispie snack.

Lady Gaga shines at all-tranny Hooters franchise launch
Kin of ‘Body Worlds’ donor sues over ‘Single Ladies’ pose

Kin of ‘Body Worlds’ donor sues over ‘Single Ladies’ pose

Titisee-Neustadt, Germany -- The family of a man who donated his body for use in the "Body Worlds" traveling exhibition of real human bodies is suing the organizers for posing his cadaver in a move from Beyoncé Knowles's "Single Ladies" video.

Kin of ‘Body Worlds’ donor sues over ‘Single Ladies’ pose
Prostitutes provide free sex to homeless

Prostitutes provide free sex to homeless

Las Vegas, NV -- Altruistic prostitutes in the greater Las Vegas metropolitan area have joined forces to provide sexual services to homeless people free of charge.

Prostitutes provide free sex to homeless
City launches tampon disposal service

City launches tampon disposal service

Kiev, Ukraine -- The city with the highest female-to-male ratio in the world is pioneering a disposal service for tampons in an effort to clean up its sewage system.

City launches tampon disposal service

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Twitter rejection drives woman to nervous breakdown

Twitter rejection drives woman to nervous breakdown

Published on December 15, 2009

Cockintake, Staffordshire, UK -- A Staffordshire woman is in hospital after suffering a nervous breakdown brought on by people removing her from their follow lists on popular social networking site Twitter.

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Area gay man ‘can’t get into’ Lady GaGa

Area gay man ‘can’t get into’ Lady GaGa

Published on December 13, 2009

West Hollywood, CA -- Much to the shock and dismay of his friends and the immediate gay community, West Hollywood, California resident and proud homosexual Luca Ghirardelli has revealed that he is unable to appreciate the gay-geared musical and fashion stylings of Lady GaGa.

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‘Lost’ racist Disney movie discovered

‘Lost’ racist Disney movie discovered

Published on December 5, 2009

Los Angeles, CA -- The Walt Disney Company was developing an animated movie set during the Vietnam War that would have portrayed Asians as an evil and dishonorable people that cannot be trusted, an anonymous source has revealed.

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Fat-eating worms offer hope for obesity sufferers

Fat-eating worms offer hope for obesity sufferers

Published on December 1, 2009

Cuiabá, Brazil -- Health and nutrition experts worldwide are hailing the discovery in the Amazon Rainforest of a new species of parasitic worms that thrive on animal adipose tissue, saying they could potentially revolutionize the fight against obesity in humans.

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Wilson Phillips prepares for comeback, researches new ways to hide Carnie Wilson

Wilson Phillips prepares for comeback, researches new ways to hide Carnie Wilson

Published on November 19, 2009

Buoyed by a string of successful one-off gigs at select Wal-Mart stores across the United States, '90s group Wilson Phillips is getting back into the recording studio to work on songs for a new album, slated for release in late Fall next year.

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God-mocking website missing, feared smitten

God-mocking website missing, feared smitten

Published on November 11, 2009

Vancouver, BC -- Popular atheistic website godsux.com, which regularly mocked and satirized the concept of a Divine Creator, has vanished from the Internet and is being feared smitten by the Almighty One Himself.

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