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Atkins dieter bogs down Chinese restaurant

Atkins dieter bogs down Chinese restaurant

Hong Kong -- Chaos and disorder gripped a typically efficiently-run Chinese fast food restaurant in Hong Kong's bustling Causeway Bay area Friday after a man asked for "no rice" with his Kung Pao chicken.

Atkins dieter bogs down Chinese restaurant
Lady Gaga shines at all-tranny Hooters franchise launch

Lady Gaga shines at all-tranny Hooters franchise launch

Los Angeles, CA -- The first ever all-tranny Hooters restaurant was launched in high style Wednesday with the appearance of special guest Lady Gaga, who came dressed as an expired Rice Krispie snack.

Lady Gaga shines at all-tranny Hooters franchise launch
Kin of ‘Body Worlds’ donor sues over ‘Single Ladies’ pose

Kin of ‘Body Worlds’ donor sues over ‘Single Ladies’ pose

Titisee-Neustadt, Germany -- The family of a man who donated his body for use in the "Body Worlds" traveling exhibition of real human bodies is suing the organizers for posing his cadaver in a move from Beyoncé Knowles's "Single Ladies" video.

Kin of ‘Body Worlds’ donor sues over ‘Single Ladies’ pose
Prostitutes provide free sex to homeless

Prostitutes provide free sex to homeless

Las Vegas, NV -- Altruistic prostitutes in the greater Las Vegas metropolitan area have joined forces to provide sexual services to homeless people free of charge.

Prostitutes provide free sex to homeless
City launches tampon disposal service

City launches tampon disposal service

Kiev, Ukraine -- The city with the highest female-to-male ratio in the world is pioneering a disposal service for tampons in an effort to clean up its sewage system.

City launches tampon disposal service

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New computer virus sends overly Christian emails

New computer virus sends overly Christian emails

Published on November 8, 2009

Redmond, WA -- A brand new computer virus called "God RuleZ" has started making its way through the Internet today, but Microsoft Corporation network security specialists say there is absolutely nothing to worry about.

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Pedophiles to get makeovers in new reality show

Pedophiles to get makeovers in new reality show

Published on October 23, 2009

New York City, NY -- U.S. television network ABC has officially greenlit a new "Extreme Makeover" spin-off reality show that will transform accused and convicted pedophiles from scary undateable monsters into beautiful respectable swans.

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Lawmaker dares talk show host to wear frilly blouse

Lawmaker dares talk show host to wear frilly blouse

Published on October 21, 2009

Minneapolis – Saint Paul, MN -- The health care debate in the United States has taken an unusual twist today after Minnesota congresswoman Michelle Bachmann announced she would support President Barack Obama's reform initiative if liberal talk show host Rachel Maddow wears a frilly blouse.

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Clumsy suicide bomber detonates at wrong location, kills no one

Clumsy suicide bomber detonates at wrong location, kills no one

Published on October 20, 2009

Karachi, Pakistan -- An explosion in Pakistan's once-thriving goat beer distillery district is believed to have been caused by a clumsy Taliban suicide bomber who is "not all there."

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Hair tycoon wants balloon family for ‘hairstyling revolution’

Hair tycoon wants balloon family for ‘hairstyling revolution’

Published on October 19, 2009

London, England -- Whether or not it was a premeditated publicity stunt, the tale of the runaway helium balloon in Colorado seems to have worked out in favor of the besieged family at the center of it all.

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Balloon boy’s mom confesses: “We just wanted to be on TV”

Balloon boy’s mom confesses: “We just wanted to be on TV”

Published on October 16, 2009

Fort Collins, CO -- The mother of the 6-year-old boy who was feared to have floated away in a home-made helium balloon has reportedly broken down and confessed that the whole thing was a ruse so their family could be on TV again.

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