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Hipster accidentally choked to death by H&M scarf

Hipster accidentally choked to death by H&M scarf

Chūō, Tokyo -- Police authorities have ruled as accidental the death of a 22-year-old hipster found in his apartment Thursday hanging from the top of a double-decker bed, suspended by an H&M scarf.

Hipster accidentally choked to death by H&M scarf
‘Deceptively youthful’ Asians banned from carnival’s age guessing game

‘Deceptively youthful’ Asians banned from carnival’s age guessing game

Balls Mills, PA -- The owners of a traveling amusement show in Central Pennsylvania are facing heat over a decision to ban Asians from participating in the carnival's popular age guessing game.

‘Deceptively youthful’ Asians banned from carnival’s age guessing game
CNN reports Lady Gaga has bowel movement

CNN reports Lady Gaga has bowel movement

Kansas City, MO -- Singer Lady Gaga has defecated, CNN's Entertainment bureau reports.

CNN reports Lady Gaga has bowel movement
Bored Canadians find excitement at G20 protest rallies

Bored Canadians find excitement at G20 protest rallies

Toronto, ON -- Hundreds of Canadians bored with their dreary lives got a massive shot of adrenaline and excitement by deliberately getting themselves tangled in rallies aimed at destabilizing the G-20 Summit on Financial Markets and the World Economy held at the Metro Toronto Convention Centre over the weekend.

Bored Canadians find excitement at G20 protest rallies
Abercrombie & Fitch clothing makes man, 59, look young

Abercrombie & Fitch clothing makes man, 59, look young

Oceanside, CA -- Wearing Abercrombie & Fitch clothing has magically transformed a 59-year-old man into a thirtysomething "surfer dude."

Abercrombie & Fitch clothing makes man, 59, look young

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Unilever releases commemorative Michael Jackson beauty bar

Unilever releases commemorative Michael Jackson beauty bar

Published on July 11, 2009

Multinational corporation Unilever has expanded its Dove personal care product line with the release of a commemorative Michael Jackson beauty bar called 'Dove Whiteface.'

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Al Sharpton mistakenly shows up at unpopular black person’s funeral

Published on July 9, 2009

Plain Dealing, LA -- The Reverend Al Sharpton was caught red-faced today after he showed up to give a speech at what he thought was former NFL star Steve McNair's memorial service.

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Man unmoved by Jackson memorial ordered to psychiatric evaluation

Published on July 8, 2009

Piscataway, NJ -- An accountant who displayed no trace of grief or sadness during Michael Jackson's televised memorial service Tuesday has been ordered by his employer to submit to psychiatric evaluation immediately.

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Ice cream vendor ‘the best dad you could ever imagine’

Published on July 7, 2009

Pahrump, Nevada -- While the whole world mourned in unison for Michael Jackson, an ice cream vendor beloved by many in the community was being buried quietly in a simple ceremony, surrounded by those he knew and whose lives he touched.

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‘Drippy’ Elvis blamed in child’s eye infection

Published on July 5, 2009

St. Louis, MO -- A casual partaking of Gay Pride festivities has turned sour for a family after its youngest member contracted gonococcal conjunctivitis, presumably from one of the Parade participants.

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Mariah Carey: ‘Leave Ahmadinejad alone’

Published on June 18, 2009

New York, NY -- In a rare display of political candor, US pop star Mariah Carey has implored the global community to "just leave Iran and Mahmoud Ahmadinejad alone."

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