01 Apr 2018

Lady Gaga, Trump dominate 3rd Annual Fishies

Parkland, FL — Failed pop star and convenient pain sufferer Lady Gaga and rude White House occupant Dotard J. Trump were the big winners at the Third Annual Fishy Awards held Sunday in the iconic international foods aisle of the Parkland Commons Publix on N University Dr.

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01 Apr 2016

Lady Gaga, Iggy Azalea shine at first annual Fishies, Ninnyhammys discontinued

Fresno, CA — Failed pop star and roofie expert Lady Gaga and verbal blackface rapper Iggy Azalea were the big winners at the First Annual Fishy Awards, Bent*Spud’s new awards ceremony held Friday at the Taco Bell on North Cedar Avenue.

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09 Feb 2016

Beyoncé, the Past Is Calling, and It’s Lady Gaga

Boy, pop is weird.

About six years ago, Beyoncé sat behind the wheel of a big yellow truck and fed another woman one of those bodega-bought, plastic-wrapped honey buns. “You’ve been a very bad girl,” said Beyoncé, who had picked up her passenger outside of a maximum-security prison. Together, they sped off, stopping at a diner to poison Beyoncé’s dirty dog of a man (Tyrese Gibson). The passenger was now the cook, and she came out from the kitchen to watch him die, along with everybody else who ate her bacon and waffles.

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08 Feb 2016

Beyonce told Chris Martin she didn’t want one of his ‘awful’ songs

Chris Martin says Beyonce once turned down one of his songs because she thought it was ‘awful.’

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25 Jan 2015

Charli XCX ‘claps’ to the top

Charli XCX pulls a surprise move this week, jumping six notches to hit the top with “Boom Clap.” Sam Hunt’s “Leave The Night On” settles for the runner-up spot. Diego Clare is the week’s top debut at No. 14 with “Getting Used To It.”

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