Jewish men who are not circumcised are far more desirable and 97% more likely to “get lucky” than those who are, an online dating site survey has found.

Ottawa, ON — Canada’s Governor General Michaëlle Jean’s adventurous taste buds have landed her in hot water yet again after she participated in an ancient Hasidic circumcision ritual which culminated in her eating the freshly cropped foreskin of a newborn Jewish male infant.