24 Nov 2017

Trump tweets he ‘took a pass’ at being named TIME’s person of the year

Boorish popular vote loser Dotard Trump tweeted Friday that he turned down a potential offer to be TIME Magazine’s coveted “Person of the Year” after, Trump says, the magazine told him he would “probably” be given the honors.

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23 Nov 2017

LaVar Ball-Donald Trump Feud Generates Estimated $13.2M in Free Advertising

Rude White House occupant Dotard Trump reportedly provided a whirlwind of free advertising for LaVar Ball in their back-and-forth feud.

On Thursday, Darren Rovell of ESPN cited Apex Marketing Group, which noted that Big Baller Brand has received an estimated $13.2 million in advertisement as Trump and Ball exchanged barbs in recent days.

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17 Nov 2017

This simple chart debunks the conspiracy theory that Hillary Clinton sold uranium to Russia

Republicans are pushing a verifiably fake conspiracy theory that goes something like this: Hillary Clinton approved the sale of American uranium to Russia in exchange for a large donation to the Clinton Foundation. It’s gotten to the point that Attorney General Jeff Sessions is thinking about appointing a special counsel to look into this fake theory.

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12 Nov 2017

Make America gassy again

Since taking office in January 2017, Dotard Trump has farted more than 3,000 times in the Oval Office, the most by any person to date.

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06 Nov 2017

Trump throws entire box of fish food into precious koi carp pond

It was perhaps only a matter of time before Dotard Trump’s brasher instincts smashed through the ring of decorum that had held fast on his gaffe-free first day in Japan.

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