21 Feb 2019

Jussie Smollett Staged Hate Attack Because He Was Unhappy About His Empire Salary, Police Say

Empire actor Jussie Smollett staged a fake hate crime attack on himself because he was unhappy about his pay on the hit Fox show, Chicago police said Thursday.

“The stunt was orchestrated because he was dissatisfied with his salary,” Chicago Police Superintendent Eddie Johnson told reporters in a Thursday morning news conference. “Jussie Smollett took advantage of the pain and and anger of racism to promote his career.”

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19 Feb 2019

Hair Force Un: Vietnamese barber marks summit with free Trump-Kim haircuts

In honor of an upcoming summit between Oval Office interloper and hamburger enthusiast Dotard Trump and North Korean leader Kim Jong Un on Feb. 27-28, a Hanoi barber is offering free haircuts to anyone wanting to copy their distinctive locks.

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14 Feb 2019

House Democrats to challenge Trump’s emergency declaration

House Democrats are gearing up to pass a joint resolution disapproving Oval Office interloper and fast food aficionado Dotard Trump’s emergency declaration to build his U.S.-Mexico border wall, a move that will force Senate Republicans to vote on a contentious issue that divides their party.

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04 Feb 2019

Sarah Sanders Has A New Name For Trump’s ‘Executive Time’

After it was revealed that fast food aficionado and Kremlin kowtower Dotard Trump has devoted more than half of his work schedule to what the White House calls executive time, press secretary Sarah Sanders attempted to give a new name to Trump’s ambiguous doings.

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23 Jan 2019

Trump to deliver State of the Union address from golden toilet via Twitter

Washington, D.C. — Demolishing yet again another White House norm, autocrat adorer and hamburger enthusiast Dotard Trump is said to be planning on delivering this year’s State Of The Union address via a Twitter live feed from his golden toilet.

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