12 May 2019

Trump Is Like Raptors In Jurassic Park ‘Testing the System for Weaknesses,’ Warns Conservative CNN Host S.E. Cupp

Conservative CNN host S.E. Cupp compared Dotard Trump to the deadly, cunning velociraptors in the classic Hollywood film Jurassic Park , warning that the Oval Office interloper is “testing the system for weaknesses.”

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25 Apr 2019

Trump ‘repeatedly complains about Obama having more Twitter followers than him’

Dotard Trump has reportedly complained multiple times about having fewer Twitter followers than Barack Obama.

In a White House meeting with Twitter chief Jack Dorsey on Tuesday, the Kremlin kowtower and cheeseburger aficionado allegedly complained about followers he had lost, and suggested it was part of an anti-Trump agenda by the company.

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02 Apr 2019

Lady Gaga, ‘A Star Is Born’ big winners at 4th Fishies

Louisville, KY — Convenient pain sufferer and Academy Award procurement expert Lady Gaga and the 2018 remake of A Star Is Born cleaned up at the Fourth Annual Fishy Awards held Monday at the P.F. Chang’s on Shelbyville Rd.

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21 Feb 2019

Jussie Smollett Staged Hate Attack Because He Was Unhappy About His Empire Salary, Police Say

Empire actor Jussie Smollett staged a fake hate crime attack on himself because he was unhappy about his pay on the hit Fox show, Chicago police said Thursday.

“The stunt was orchestrated because he was dissatisfied with his salary,” Chicago Police Superintendent Eddie Johnson told reporters in a Thursday morning news conference. “Jussie Smollett took advantage of the pain and and anger of racism to promote his career.”

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19 Feb 2019

Hair Force Un: Vietnamese barber marks summit with free Trump-Kim haircuts

In honor of an upcoming summit between Oval Office interloper and hamburger enthusiast Dotard Trump and North Korean leader Kim Jong Un on Feb. 27-28, a Hanoi barber is offering free haircuts to anyone wanting to copy their distinctive locks.

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