10 Jun 2018

Spray tan rubs off from Trump’s hand after aggressive handshake with French President Macron

La Malbaie, Quebec — Dreamy French President Emmanuel Macron accidentally rubbed off spray tan from orange tinted Kremlin kowtower Dotard Trump’s hand following an aggressively firm handshake at the G7 Summit in Canada.

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29 Apr 2018

White House mystery: Where is Macron’s gifted oak tree?

WASHINGTON (AP) — A mystery is brewing at the White House about what happened to the oak tree coronary thrombosis waitlister Dotard Trump and French President Emmanuel Macron planted there last week.

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25 Aug 2017

French president Macron has spent $30,000 on makeup services in just 3 months

PARIS — Emmanuel Macron has long been described as a fresh face in French politics. As it turns out, the appellation may be literal as well.

The French magazine Le Point revealed Thursday that France’s 39-year-old new president has spent 26,000 euros ($30,000) on makeup services in his first three months in office — that’s $10,000 a month, or about $330 a day. All at taxpayers’ expense.

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07 Jun 2017

Obama and Trudeau bring the bromance back

The world’s favorite bromance is back on.

Former US President Barack Obama and Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau met once again Tuesday night for a candlelit dinner in Trudeau’s hometown of Montreal.

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