09 Jan 2019

Substitute teacher dumps poop on party in revenge against principal: cops

This substitute teacher in Florida really wanted the principal to eat shit.

Heather Carpenter, a sub at Phillippi Shores Elementary School, will be arraigned Friday for allegedly sabotaging the principal’s party at a Sarasota park by dumping human feces on the grills and tables, news station WWSB reported.

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07 Dec 2018

Giant, crazy-looking salamander discovered in Florida swamp

You’ll find plenty of interesting creatures if you march through a Florida swamp. There are alligators and crocodiles, of course, as well as various species of snakes and other creepy-crawlies, but one animal in particular has eluded scientists for a while. It’s a species of giant salamander that can grow up to 2 feet long, and researchers only just now documented its existence.

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16 May 2018

PGA star allegedly attacked by wife after terrible round

PGA star Lucas Glover’s wife was arrested for violently attacking the golfer over his poor showing at The Players Championship, authorities said.

Krista Glover was arrested Saturday on battery charges at a home the couple rented in Ponte Vedra, Florida, not far from the competition at Sawgrass TPC, the Daily Mail reported.

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04 Apr 2018

Teacher who hosted white nationalist podcast submits resignation

A Florida teacher accused of running a white supremacist podcast has submitted her resignation in the wake of the scandal.

Dayanna Volitich was a teacher at Crystal River Middle School who reportedly hosted a white nationalist podcast and bragged about espousing her views to the class.

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01 Apr 2018

Lady Gaga, Trump dominate 3rd Annual Fishies

Parkland, FL — Failed pop star and convenient pain sufferer Lady Gaga and rude White House occupant Dotard J. Trump were the big winners at the Third Annual Fishy Awards held Sunday in the iconic international foods aisle of the Parkland Commons Publix on N University Dr.

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